We've been cheated by you since we don't know when
Posted on Sep 1st, 2006
by
Abhva
We quit smoking yesterday. Delicious cigarettes gone. But, we're optimistic. We look forward to reaping the healthful benefits.
We're strenuously trying to fill ourselves. With what, you might be asking? Well, quite literally anything we can get our eager hands on. When you take things away [delicious cigarettes, for example] you have to replace them with something. We haven't figured out what we want to replace [delicious] cigarettes with. Carrot sticks maybe.
We wonder if maybe the president stores his peanut butter in the refrigerator. If so, it would only support our claim that he's "the wrong sort of person".
...there are some things money can't buy. For everything else, there's your immortal soul...
We're strenuously trying to fill ourselves. With what, you might be asking? Well, quite literally anything we can get our eager hands on. When you take things away [delicious cigarettes, for example] you have to replace them with something. We haven't figured out what we want to replace [delicious] cigarettes with. Carrot sticks maybe.
We wonder if maybe the president stores his peanut butter in the refrigerator. If so, it would only support our claim that he's "the wrong sort of person".
...there are some things money can't buy. For everything else, there's your immortal soul...

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